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I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?

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It seems that it is her image!

That's utterly outrageous! Just think, next the legends will say something like Cu Chulainn himself was seven feet tall with tri-colored hair!

[Actually, Lancer...]

Have you looked any of them up?

Why should I have to? I know the stories of my own homeland well enough.

Exactly! It shouldn't bother you what kind of hair color they think your heroes have, be they three colors or bright pink and blue.

It doesn't bother you that things are that inaccurate?

Of course it bothers me, but... It will be easier to fix their image of me when I begin my campaign again.

You're really serious about that, aren't you?

Absolutely.

And I suppose pointing out that the world's changed and we should adapt accordingly if we are to remain in it would do nothing. Correct?

Correct, of course.

Ah, well. I tried.

[Shrug.]

Oh, did you check to see if you were any of those women?

. . .

I'm not sure I want to.

It might be amusing. For me.

I'm glad my potential misery is a source of amusement for someone.

It should be, or else it's just useless misery.

Either way, I don't believe any of them are-...

...Rider. Tell me, does she look vaguely familiar to you in some way?

You mean like Archer with breasts?

That is precisely what I meant. I was worried perhaps I was seeing things.

It's the gold. And he probably has a whip in that golden storage of his.

It wouldn't surprise me too much. He seemed like he had quite a lot in there, judging by his fight with Berserker.

The arrogant expression is remarkably similar as well, woman or not.

...Do you think he actually is Gilgamesh?

It's far too early in the war to determine anyone's identity unless they admit it outright like the two of us and Saber have.

Having said that, I can't claim I'd be shocked were that the case. Even if I would expect the King of Heroes to be a little less self-centered and arrogant.

I'll keep it in mind. It's a distraction from my image if I try to picture him wearing that.