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[ridingchariots]

...

I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

....is this one of those Earth fetishes?

[THIS IS NEW.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I'm more concerned with how I do not look like that.

[croibhristeoir]

What in the name of--why is she bouncing.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no idea.

[croibhristeoir]

...Is that...what people think you look like in this era?!

...That is a nice lance, though.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to ask my Master about it when he sees it.

I thought you would appreciate it.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Depictions of me aren't always accurate either, but they usually get hair color right. This is unusual indeed!

So, who are the other women you're with? Maybe that holds a clue!

[croibhristeoir]

I can't say I understand what on earth she's wearing. Or what's wrong with her hair.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Various legends of repute, some of which were actually women. Joan of Arc is dressed sensibly even if she happens to have wings here. King Arthur (http://tenco.cc/products/eiyusenki/#/character/yguixbfi) has a pink teddy bear and sparkles.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

That's relatively masculine clothing... I could have been drawn like this (http://tenco.cc/products/eiyusenki/#/character/yguixbfi).

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

How bizarre. Is the bear a focus for spellcasting? Why are most of them not clad for battle? Most of those look uncomfortable to wear!

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

This is all completely bizarre. It seems none of our legends have been preserved very well.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

And it seems like you do "jiggle." Further testing reveals that most of them do. I'd guess that this is some sort of Earth erotic drawing that has little connection to the legends of old.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

...Is it flattering that I'm in a modern erotic drawing? But that isn't actually me...

permission to talk about pixiv and ff.net?

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

I suspect that if you poke around some more, you could find some of you yourself!

Permission granted!

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

You think so? I should be much more appealing than... whatever this is, but I don't know modern tastes.

[croibhristeoir]

Well, that's certainly dif-

Cúis gháire chugainn, is that meant to be Saber?!

[Yep, you shocked him so much he forgot what language to speak. Or something.]

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Try "fanfiction.net", "www.pixiv.net", and "livejournal.com"! And maybe "youtube.com" as well. These have all given me results on myself!

[Even if the community edited them, he still found them.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

It seems that it is her image!

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Now I have something to occupy myself with today!

[croibhristeoir]

That's utterly outrageous! Just think, next the legends will say something like Cu Chulainn himself was seven feet tall with tri-colored hair!

[Actually, Lancer...]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Have you looked any of them up?

[croibhristeoir]

Why should I have to? I know the stories of my own homeland well enough.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Exactly! It shouldn't bother you what kind of hair color they think your heroes have, be they three colors or bright pink and blue.

[croibhristeoir]

It doesn't bother you that things are that inaccurate?