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[ridingchariots]

...

I do like the horns and the lance.

Everything about this is still wrong. My hair is neither pink, nor blue, and the clothes are ridiculous. I'm also not a woman!

Does she - do I jiggle?

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[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

....is this one of those Earth fetishes?

[THIS IS NEW.]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I'm more concerned with how I do not look like that.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Depictions of me aren't always accurate either, but they usually get hair color right. This is unusual indeed!

So, who are the other women you're with? Maybe that holds a clue!

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Various legends of repute, some of which were actually women. Joan of Arc is dressed sensibly even if she happens to have wings here. King Arthur (http://tenco.cc/products/eiyusenki/#/character/yguixbfi) has a pink teddy bear and sparkles.

[sandinmyboots.livejournal.com]

How bizarre. Is the bear a focus for spellcasting? Why are most of them not clad for battle? Most of those look uncomfortable to wear!

[croibhristeoir]

What in the name of--why is she bouncing.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no idea.

[croibhristeoir]

...Is that...what people think you look like in this era?!

...That is a nice lance, though.

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have to ask my Master about it when he sees it.

I thought you would appreciate it.

[croibhristeoir]

I can't say I understand what on earth she's wearing. Or what's wrong with her hair.

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[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

... wow.

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[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

Wow is a very good answer.

[Look at this huge redheaded muscular man without things like breasts. This is not the person on the website.]

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[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

I don't think you have to worry about jiggling.

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[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I just wonder why that feature was included.

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[wasabloodknight.livejournal.com]

Could be to make guys like it. Most guys like girls that jiggle.

[action]

[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

...Rider, what the hell are you looking at.

[Why are there scantily-clad girls with bouncing tits on the computer he isn't even interested in that sort of thing.]

[action]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

This is supposed to be 'Alexander the Great'. It says so.

[action]

[to-philotimo.livejournal.com]

Someone's taken a lot of artistic license.

[action]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

I don't jiggle.

[glyph-witch.livejournal.com]

....

What is that...

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

It moves when you click on it.

[glyph-witch.livejournal.com]

[Well, she can't exactly click, but it does jiggle when her pen touches it.]

Why does it bounce? People in future eras are very strange...

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

It's... interesting. But more than very strange.

[Video]

[material_guy]

The more important question here is would you do her--no, would you do yourself?

[Video]

[ridingchariots.livejournal.com]

...

No, probably not. I'm not my type.